Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A snailor!
Joke of the Week: 5/21/2020
Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer? A: He was afraid of the world wide web.
Joke of the Week: 5/7/2020
A man had a pet centipede. He said, “centipede, go get the paper and make it snappy!” A half an hour later the man went outside and said, “I thought I told you to get the paper a half an hour ago!” “Well, I had to put on my shoes,” said the centipede.
Joke of the Week: 4/30/2020
Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance? A: Because it was a mothball.
Joke of the Week: 4/23/2020
Q. When is a baseball player like a spider? A. When he catches a fly!
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